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Lady Gaga Denies Russian Spy ‘Deep Throat’ Theory

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Worldwide entertainer, Lady Gaga denied rumours last night that she was the ‘Deep Throat’ secret agent who finally unmasked this latest cell of Russian spies.

Gaga, who speaks fluent Russian and can dance the lead in Swan Lake as well as any ballerina from the Bolshoi, claimed that she was nothing more than a pop singer.

When asked how she managed to infiltrate “Putin’s Spy Ring”, she relented and confessed that it was all too easy. “I simply met up with these people and bought them a few vodka’s”, she agreed.

“I wish I’d told you all about this earlier”, declared a contrite Gaga.

“But I was so busy with the world tour and securing my position on the Forbes List, it completely slipped my mind”.

Source: /The Spoof/

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